Player Profiles
Fabiano - Tarbert AFC's Mr fashionable
Name - Fabiano Augostini
Position - Striker
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John Martin - Another sublime pass to the Striker
Name - John Martin
Position - Goalkeeper
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Atty - Sober again
Position: 69, haha Left Back
Favorite Player: Kenny Miller
Favorite Food: Chinese
Favorite Drink: Vodka n Red Bull
Favorite Music: Dance
Favorite Film: Gone In 60 Seconds
Team-mate least likely to get a round in: Sprocket
Team-mate you love the most: Coco
Team-mate who loves them self the most: Coco
Name - Andrew "McGee" McMillan
Position - Preferably right-back...but i get thrown in anywhere lol.
Favourite player - Ronaldinho or Lampard
Favourite food - Scampi
Favourite drink - Orange Lucozade
Favourite type of music - Rap n Dance
Favourite film - eh...Bad Boys 2
Team-mate least likely to get a round in- Tits
Team-mate you love the most - All of them
Team-mate who loves them self the most - Gotta b Coco
Position - Center mid
Favourite player - Kaka
Favourite Food - chicken
Favourite Drink - morgans n coke
Favourite type of music - Dance and trance
Favourite film - smoking aces
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Titz
Team-mate you love the most - All of them
Team-mate who loves them self the most - Coco
Name - James Prentice
Position - Forward
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Name - Malcolm MacIver AKA Tits
Position - Versatile
Favourite player - Aiden McGeady
Favourite food - Pasta
Favourite drink - Coke
Favourite type of music - Dance / Rap
Favourite film - Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Team mate least likely to get a round in - What's a round?
Team mate you love the most - All of them
Team mate who loves them self the most - AJ / Coco
Two bottles of Bud and Sprocket is anybody's!
Name - Sprocket
Position - Right midfield
Favourite player - Terry Henry
Favourite food - Garlic Mushrooms
Favourite drink - Morgans and Coke
Favourite type of music - Rap and R&B
Favourite film - Scarface
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Maself
Team-mate you love the most - None of them, they are all scum.
Team-mate who loves them self the most - Coco 
Name - AJ
Position - Midfield
Favourite player - Lampard
Favourite food - Loads of pies
Favourite drink - Any alcohol
Favourite type of music - (NB. this is the way HE spelt it) CHYKOFSKIA
Favourite film - Forrest Gump
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Sprocket
Team-mate you love the most - Sprocket, he's a nice boy.
Team-mate who loves them self the most - TT
TT BEFORE he's had a drink!
Name - Duncan "The Mouth" MacDougall
Position - Midfield/Forward
Favourite player - Morton "The Big Dane"
Favourite food - Eggs
Favourite drink - Juice
Favourite type of music - The Who, Zutons, Libertines, Charlatans, Kings of Leon
Favourite film - Young Frankenstein
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Spongy Sprocket
Team-mate you love most - The whole lot of the ugly mugs.
Team-mate who loves them self the most - AJ
Finn tells the gaffer how many goals he's gonna score this season.
Name - Iain "Fish" Johnson
Position - Midfield
Favourite player - Ally McCoist
Favourite food - Fish "a wee haddie"
Favourite drink - Mr Tennents
Favourite type of music - Dance
Favourite film - Saw yin, two n three
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Sprocket
Team-mate you love most - The gaffer
Team-mate who loves them self most - AJ
Tweed - no, he isn't sitting down.
Name - Keith Harris aka Tweed
Position - Forward/midfield
Favourite player - Scooby Doo
Favourite food - Curry
Favourite drink - Morgans
Favourite type of music - Anything
Favourite film - Finding Nemo
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Spongy Sprocket
Team-mate you love most - The whole team
Team-mate who loves them self the most - AJ
Name - Allan Blair
Position - Bench
Favourite player - Jimothy Quiness
Favourite food - Pasta al forno
Favourite drink - Anything wet
Favourite type of music - 50's rock'n'roll
Favourite film - Dirty Dancing
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Sprocket
Team-mate you love most - None of them
Team-mate who loves them self the most - Billy in goals.
What a Guy.
Name - Douglas Guy
Position - Sweeper, centre-half, right-back, right midfield, centre midfield, forward.
Favorite player - Davie Cooper
Favourite food - Oysters
Favourite drink - Red wine
Favourite type of music - Metallica, Dr Hook, Smokie, The
Eagles, Rage Against The Machine, The Beatles.
Favourite film - Hackers
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Craig Martin, nah only kidding, it has to be Spongy Sprocket.
Team-mate you love the most - Dowie
Team-mate who loves them self the most - TT 
Name - Nikki MacDougall
Position - Left Midfield
Favourite player - Cristiano Ronaldo / Solari
Favourite food - Chicken wrap oot the cafe
Favourite drink - Magners / Buckfast
Favourite type of music - Rap / Dance
Favourite film - The Goonies / Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Tits
Team-mate you love the most - All of them
Team-mate who loves them self the most - Coco
Iain MacKay, the ladies favourite.
Name - Iain MacKay
Position - Midfield Magician
Favourite player - Robinho / Mickey McNeil
Favourite food - Pasta (a good balanced diet)
Favourite drink -Vodka & Red bull
Favourite type of music - Dance
Favourite film - Green Street
Team-mate least likely to get a round in - Tits
Team-mate you love the most - All of them
Team-mate who loves them self the most - AJ